I do desire we may be better strangers.

William Shakespeare

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.

Don Schrader

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Oscar Wilde

Eu e ele na mesma cidade...

Será que vamos ao mesmo supermercado?

Ai... ai... ai...

(suspiros, calores, etc)

Se algum dia me perguntarem que animal gostaria de ser...

Este cavalo branco

Porque nunca falto às aulas de Pilates...

I´m a good sex.

I´m a great sex.
And I hate you for made me think otherwise!